the housewife, part 1

Welcome to the "Housewife Chronicles" Part 1 {sounds as ridiculous as the series will be ;)}

So you know, this will be a 3 part series. I tried writing a little about myself the other day and was stumped. I've added a little over the last week and still, it feels unfinished.

Part 1: About Me
Part 2: The meaning behind my blog title.
Part 3: How I spend my days as a SAHM.

So I'll do stats first, they'll blow your mind, swear. Ok, kidding.

Ashley Ann
Cancer/32/Blue Eyes/Fake Long Brown Hair
Spouse: William (My Current Life Partner in Crime)
Children: Yes please, all the babies.
Jaymes 10, Bailey 8, Mason 4, Davis 7mths
Born: Louisiana
Raise: Texas
Living: Tennessee
Sisters: 3, Jenny (Georgia 25 Married) Molly (Califorina 22 Married) Emily (20 In a Relationship)
Parents: Insanely Happy (Married 27 Years)

I know those are boring, it's so hard to list your likes and dislikes in your 30's. I mean, I have legitimate pet peeves. We all do. I'd like to say I have a very liberally open mind.

I think I've always been to scared to really share my feelings on moral and political issues on social media. We are cruel and judgmental of others and it's unfortunate. We are all entitled to our own opinions and we shouldn't be judged for this.

Hopefully, you're still reading and you'll be my blogger friend.

I want to divide this up into 3 parts. I'm having trouble organizing all my thoughts though. This is a problem I see in a few aspects of my life. I'll be bleaching the toilet and then remember I left the sink going. So I go turn that off and start making a snack.

I like to pretend I know how to cook. Did you know you can through just about anything into a crock-pot and call it dinner??!! Mom for the win.

I love every.single. romantic comedy made. 50 Shades of Grey counts right?! I also like inappropriate humor and comedy, Amy Schumer.  If you don't know her, google her, YouTube her, fall in love with her.

I love taking pictures, mainly because I want to learn how to use my camera. I mean gosh, paying $700 for something, learn to use it. Read the manual. Right??!

Mexican food, right to my soul.

I like men's t-shirts. Especially the V-neck, they are so soft and comfy. And I'll always be a size XS. I said it. I know size shouldn't matter, but when you go from a large to an x-small in the same shopping trip...#winning.

I suppose that's good for now. You know what I like to watch, wear, eat, do for fun and the names of those in my family :)

Until next time...